Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Things Folk Don't Know

A few facts that even my closest friends might not know about me.

Most Appropriate Gift Ever Received: a replica of Ramirez' Masamune sword from Highlander

Most Inappropriate Gift Ever Received: red wine

Greatest Compliment Ever Received: 'if we were ever on a plane that went down in the Arctic circle, I'd eat you last'

Greatest Insult Ever Received: 'you're light on your feet for a big girl, aren't you?'

Most Dangerous Thing While Sober: traversing the Ardeche rapids in a Canadian canoe

Most Dangerous Thing While Drunk: balancing on a stone wall when the drop behind me was nearly two hundred feet and having to be rescued by sober boyfriend

Greatest Achievement: getting an 8lb 15oz baby to come out a hole the size of a garden hose

Greatest Disappointment: having my manuscript for a trashy romance turned down by Harlequin Romance for being a bit too sentimental - pot/kettle erm . . .