Monday, 29 June 2009

The Top 100 Questions My Three Year Old Asks Me Every Day

Is it time to get up yet?
Can I come in your bed until it is time to get up?
Why have you got your eyes shut?
Can I jump on your bed?
Why can't I jump on your bed?
Is it nice in hospital?
Can I jump on the beds there?
Can I wear your shoes?
Can I have an icecream for breakfast?
Why can't I have an icecream for breakfast?

Why do we need to go to the shops?
Do they sell toys?
Can I drive the car?
How big do I have to be to drive the car?
How big am I now?
Do dogs drive cars?
Are we at the shops yet?
Are we at the shops now?
Is this a toy shop?
Why do you need money?

Where does the money come from?
Is there a man inside there giving out the money?
Does he not get bored?
Does he want some lunch?
Is it time for lunch?
What am I having lunch?
What are you having for lunch?
Can I have what you're having for lunch?
Can I have crisps with mine?
And then what?

What can I have after my lunch?
Is it in the fridge?
Can I look in the fridge?
Is it a jelly?
Can we make a jelly?
Is the jelly ready yet?
Can I touch the jelly?
Can I go round the block on my bike?
Will you peddle it for me?
Do dogs ride bikes?

Can I go to nana's on my bike?
Can I have a bourbon biscuit at nana's?
Can I have two?
Can I have things on the tele that are not boring?
Can I play in the garden?
Can I play bubbles in the garden?
Will you blow the bubbles?
Can I blow the bubbles?
Can I drink it?
Why can't I drink it?

Will bubbles come out of my nose?
What about out of my bum if I pump?
Is that a worm?
Can I pick it up?
Do worms bite?
Can I take the worm to nana's?
Does nana like worms?
Why not?
Can I take her a slug instead?

Can we go to the big park?
Can we go to the little park?
Can I have an icecream after we've been to the park?
Can I have an icecream after my lunch?
Can we have lunch at the park?
Can we have lunch and then go back to the park?
Why can't you go to the park when it's dark?
Can't we take a torch?
Can you hold the torch?
Will you carry me home?

What are we having for tea?
Is that what I'm having?
Can I have a turkey dinosaur?
Can I have more sauce?
What can I have after?
Can I have an icecream?
Can I dip my icecream in my sauce?
Can I dip my icecream in your sauce?
Can I eat it in the lounge?
Can I have a tissue?

Do I have to have a bath?
Are you having a bath?
Can we get in the bath together?
Can I wear your pajamas?
Can I have a story?
Can I have three stories?
Will you clean my teeth for me?
Why is it still light outside?
Can I come down and watch the football?
Do I have to go to sleep, it's boring?