In light of the harsh judgement I dolled out against the ten celebs (ha) who in my opinion would be first on the ship headed for the sun or (should I finally rally the world into revolution) would be the first people to be lined up against a wall and shot, I have made a save list. These ten people, if there was a meteor about to hit the earth and obliterate life as we know it, would be the first ones aboard a vessel to restart our civilisation on another world.
1) Barack Obama
2) Chow Yun Fat
3) Will Smith
4) Morgan Freeman
5) Gary Oldman
6) Nigella Lawson
7) Ewan McGregor
8) Joss Stone
9) Dominic Purcell
10) M. Night Shaymalan
It is poignant that I could have made a shot list of hundreds and had to think long and hard to find ten people who I would save.
More people I meet, more I like my dog.
Hang on, I don't have a dog, I must just be a hateful bitch.
