Your wish is my command, there follows a list of celebs who, if there was a rocket to be filled with ten lucky winners and blasted into the sun, would be the first in line if I had any say in the matter.
1) Delia Smith (Middle Class Know It All House Wife Party)
2) Celine Dion (Not Really French But Milking It Party)
3) Paris Hilton (Spent Millions In Order To Look Like a Cheap Whore Party)
4) Katie Price (Cheap Whore Party)
5) Hillary Clinton (Expensive Whore Party)
6) Matthew McConaughey (Playing Bongos Naked Party)
7) Nick Nolte (Should Have Left Him Homeless Party)
8) Cristiano Ronaldo (Should Be Caught In A Net And Kicked In The Balls Party)
9) Anthony Worrall Thompson (STFU You Fat Middle Class Twat Party)
10) The Chuckle Brothers (counts as one choice - Just Because Party)
I think if we are concerned about global warming, overcrowding, childhood obesity and the state of the economy we should jetison these over-inflated wind bags with due haste and sleep well knowing we did our bit for the planet.
