Dear Santa
Thank you for a wonderful Christmas, all the lovely the presents, the delicious dinner . . . hang on, that was all down to me. Next year could you send the Christmas fairy to take care of all that so I can just put my feet up and enjoy it? Oh, and could I have Christmas Eve off rather than spending it stood in a shop being shouted at?
While you're at it, could you also make me worry less about other folk, take more time for myself and make people feel obligued to shower me in gifts in thanks for the hard work I put in all year making every other f**ker on the planet happy.
Other than that, booze and pyjamas would be fine.
Yours sincerely
Sharon
xxx
