Christmas things that drive me mad . . .
1) Coloured Christmas lights all over the house that flash
2) Anything that dances and plays a festive tune
3) Tinsel in all shapes, sizes, colours and thickness
4) Miserable staff wearing santa hats
5) Massive discounts on your guaranteed for Christmas sofa
6) Christmas outfits for pets
7) Same ten Christmas songs in every shop since October
8) Christmas earrings, especially if they flash or play a tune
9) People who queue from 3am in their sleeping bags outside Next
10) The generic soap cliff hanger, like I give a shit.
