Q: Have you got a cold?
A: No, I have coughs and snot and my nose is melting.
Q: Why is that baby in the dog kennel?
A: Because the dog needs to drive the ambulance.
Q: Why don't you like boys?
A: No, I have coughs and snot and my nose is melting.
Q: Why is that baby in the dog kennel?
A: Because the dog needs to drive the ambulance.
Q: Why don't you like boys?
A: Because they have smelly feet and hiccups.
Q: Why is this doll in the teapot?
A: Because that's daddy and he's at work.
Q: Whether you meant to do it or not is irrelevant, isn't it?
A: No, because I am NOT an elephant!
Q: What will we do if you waste all the toilet paper?
A: Use wet wipes instead.
Q: What does that sign say?
A: It warns people that if they let their dog poo on the path and don't clean it up they will get into trouble.
Q: Is it the dog's birthday? Because that poo has three candles in it.
Q: What are you doing?
A: Tidying up.
Q: Why, is Grandma coming?
