Sunday, 5 October 2008

Strange side effects

There are obvious benefits to losing over fifty pounds in excess body weight. Aside from the health related ones such as lowering my blood pressure and alleviating my sciatic nerve problem, I have discovered some unexpected and rather surprising side effects.

1) My arse fits a regular toilet seat with no overhang.

2) I can wear a two inch heel all day and NOT be crippled.

3) My wedding ring is too big for my finger.

4) My tits look bigger :)

5) My tits look lower :(

6) I can see my collar bones.

7) I can cross my legs.

8) I can fold my arms UNDER my tits.

9) My wardrobe is suddenly in colour.

10) I'm always cold.